SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS
color coding your infant children
i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have. where are you getting this money? do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day? do you have to get that shit peer reviewed? who is paying for your research? can you give me their email address
i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying
Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know
how do you figure that
uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear
My entire body has been pulsating with pain today. My hip which usually just causes continual discomfort and minor pain in certain circumstances is sending shooting pain down my entire leg no matter what I do. My ovary also has a shooting pain.
I was so totally done with everything today and then I got back to my room and my anonymous Big Sib left me a homemade Flannery O’Connor patch and a note saying she hoped I felt better and oh my god I’ve seriously never felt more loved and looked after as I have since I moved into this house.
Smith is actually amazing and goes so above and beyond my expectations that I’ve cried over how amazing it is.